Wet contests come home.

Hot wet naked women.

Here’s my explanation: “It’s like going to Wet n Wild Orlando, only it’s the spring break so it will be in a party with a few friends. It’s clean, wet fun, nothing more.” Pretty accurate description of a wet tee contest huh?

She was hesitant to wear a wet dress all night as that can be cumbersome, so she decided that she will look her best in wet shorts and a matching sexy wet sari. But I had another opinion that appealed to her greatly.

I told her that wet bras are in, but a wet dress will stand out. In the end she decided to settle for a wet tee and pants. “After all” she said, “if all the wetness gets to me, I don’t want to get a wet tail”.

It was sort of weird seeing her so serious and pouting about picking out an outfit which will only get wet anyway, after all it’s just a spring break wet t shirt contest. I guess being in a roomful of dancing, gorgeous and wet girls make a woman feel competitive eh?

I asked her about this, and she answered, “Well, if these are wet contests, there are going to be winners. I will be Miss Wet for that first contest and Miss Wet for the subsequent ones”.

Well, that’s my competitive girlfriend for you! It turns out that she shared the spotlight with women who wore not only wet shirts but also wet bikini tops. I have a million dollar idea to pitch to Mr. Trump now. Why don’t we make the next pageant a Miss Wet Universe? Or, is that pushing it too far?

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