Do you ever get those thoughts where you think hot girls thongs with those fine stacy keibler legs are not normal babes but robots, and your the only human left alive?
Stick with me, I know everyone gets such ideas in their life.
One of my friends had made some sexy myspace comments; about girls wearing suspenders. He tells me that perhaps babes in a brazil thong are a little too perfect and can only be robots!
I laughed it off, and told two sexy red heads about this fantasy. Yes they were sexy twins; buying some interlock knickers for a fancy dress party tomorrow night.
Man it was a weird sexy day.
The sexy twins also mentioned this party would have a wealth of white girls in thongs, hotties in netball knickers and one of our tutors was going as a sexy school teacher…cool.
The sight of ipanema girls in thongs and tiny tight thongs in costume are more than enough to get my attention.
What did I go as? A gorilla – there is always a guy in whatever fancy-dress gathering you go to; dressed in an ape costume ogling an amanda bynes thong – and that’s usually me.
So there I was with a glass of punch; checking out a brunette in a fergie thong or were they just some kinda punishment knickers? Anyways my two sexy red heads twins entered the fun.
Neighbourhood killer nun androids.
Both dressed in figure hugging sexy nuns outfits; topped off with a seamed stocking stiletto heels ensemble. The gals in turnout suspenders and grey school knickers had just been bumped off top slot.
Then I got my weird sexy moment with the sexy nun duo. Like a mad sexy animation they walked toward me; in stilted fashion and explained they are now sexy nun androids and were here to punish me for all the naked sexy women I have ogled in the past.
The girls in school knickers & tennis knickers all pointed at the gorilla – just like in the film “the body snatchers”; (ok they didn’t point at an ape in the movie); but the weird sexy nuns staggered toward me zombie like.
It seems my hot sexy videos have gotten me into trouble again.
“Ok! I’ll delete my cherished clip of sharon stone leg crossing, and even my jennifer love hewitt thong gallery, if you leave me alone!” I spluttered.
“We all know you have a naughty lorraine kelly in stockings pic and an amanda holden in stockings gallery; so you’ll need to get rid of them as well if you want to escape instant android death”. They droned.
“Anything… just let this weird sexy attack end” as my muffled shouts hit the back of the room.
They all fell about laughing, I went a bit red – but it was ok as fortunately no-one could see.