Voluptuous vixens are all I see around me even when I tell myself that this is a wholesome family event.
I’ve been asked to help with a documentary on breastfeeding moms and wet nurses, but all I see are voluptuous girls who could pose for a voluptuous magazine.
Every mom with her breast out is a voluptuous babe and I can’t help but wish I were a newborn needing milk from voluptuous mature moms.
Maybe it takes a bit to get used to this environment, but I swear if I see another voluptuous lingerie panty, I’ll seriously lose it.
So then I keep smiling at the moms I am photographing while my mind churns out guy thoughts.
Can I help feeling this way when my first experience seeing voluptuous nudes is the voluptuous magazine filled with playboy voluptuous vixens?
Brain overload on moms... cannot compute.
Even without the sight of voluptuous lingerie, I can just imagine a voluptuous woman standing out among the busty vixens in the room. Who can keep a steady hand on a camera if all I see are women baring their bosoms for suckling?
I am seriously not cut out for this kind of event at all!
So what can a guy do; to catch the attention of voluptuous babes? If I purse my lips and act like I want to suckle, maybe a voluptuous vixen will take pity on me and allow me to rest my cheek on her plentiful bosom.
Or, maybe I should stick to the old pick up routines like telling a woman that she could be one of the most famous voluptuous models around?
I began sorting through my muddled brain for voluptuous vixens or other sexy celebrities that I could name drop but nothing seems to come up but the smiling image of Carmen Electra in a nightgown.