Vampire chicks tonight.

Goth & emo females attack.

Vampire chicks running through my mind.

But let me warn you about the dangers of eating cheese before you go to bed – that’s when I get weird dreams of vampire chicks.

Yes I do dream about arab chicks, hippy chicks and buff chicks most nights, and they are always pleasant; from what I can remember anyway. But this dream was different.

It began with me being the director of a group of rap music video chicks and hot mexican chicks for a music vid of hot chicks in lingerie and all the babes where dancing around.

These weren’t naked chick videos you understand; it was much classier than that. As the really hot chicks danced, some began to turn into naked goth chicks! I thought I was losing my mind, but more sexy hot chicks changed over to naked emo chicks. Then as I looked around I wasn’t in the studio anymore, I was in the bar room of that film “from dusk till dawn”.

A hot chick in bikini bottoms shouted over to me, and wanted me to help them fight off a vampire fit chick. Yep the hot emo chicks were now fully fledged vampire chicks!

Two korean chicks and three sexy college chicks were fighting off a fanged very hot chick in one corner; and several hot latino chicks and wild college chicks had found crucifixes and wooden stakes but were winning a small battle against vampire chicks by the bar.

Winning with vampire hotties.

Fortunately before our group got surrounded my rap music video chicks & hot mexican chicks, smashed down the doors of the bar and arrived just in the nik of time – like the cavalry do in westerns. A cool fit chick, I think she was a super spy chick took charge and the vampire ghetto chicks looked to be beaten.

Some super chick sisters brought me back a vampire chick thong – which was all that was left of the vampire invasion. My heart was pounding - chick chick boom – it went.

All my thoughts were of getting some hot gothic chick pictures of the event, as no one would ever believe me (or so I thought). My dream ended with some hot chicks kissing in celebration, when I was then shook awake by one of my buddies.

“So you’ve been battling vampire hot young chicks” he smiled.

“How do you know about my really hot naked chicks fight?” I asked. Then I realized – I talk in my sleep!

I didn’t need to bring back any naked chick pics after all - my buddies heard everything.

Next time I go to bed; I’ll drink some tea and read the chick classifieds. No more fighting vampire babes for this guy.

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