Where are my tight thong ladies?
The headline for my daily “tight pants galleries” journal entry is sort of funny: shy guy finds love while looking for a Tight Thong Model.
I’ve always been shy around the women who posed for our tight clothes gallery, and I’ve always thought the girls in tights I work with and see daily during my stint at a tight leather merchant’s ad shoot will never give me the time of day.
If you’re wondering what a shy guy thinks of every time he sees gorgeous women in tight dresses, here it is “She’s way out of my league.” With the way they look, these women in short tight skirts and posing for a tight thong commercial probably have boyfriends.
I don’t know why I think skin tight clothing make women seem more unreachable. Maybe it’s the association between skin tight shorts and being young and tight. Who knows? I just know that women who can wear tight dresses have the most amazing bodies I’ve ever seen.
Lady luck shines on me.
Ok, on to my story. We needed one more model for the tight pants galleries and I was told to find one that will look awesome in tight leather.
I went to a bar and immediately looked around for girls in tight pants.
While dating is not exactly rocket science, I found myself sweating as I dished out what was probably the most unlikely pick up line ever: would any of you girls want to be a tight thong model tonight?
Then, an amazing thing happened. These girls laughed with me and said they want to be models. They saw my camera case and found out I was the real deal.
Needless to say, I had fun that night with all the ladies, even if only one of these girls got to be a model for the merchant I work for.