Tight skirt everywhere - It’s gotta be summer; when I took on a crazy photohunt dare for something extremely impossible. The theme? It’s called “camel toes and tight pants”. It sounds simple enough, right? But there’s a catch. One must limit the shoot location to a certain environment where it’s virtually impossible to spot a camel toe… the nude beach.
I tried to negotiate the theme to something like tight skirt, tight thongs and tight latex, but no go. The photohunt ‘host’ wanted us to take photos of camel toes and pants at a location where everyone’s naked.
I won the last photohunt, see, and everyone’s after me every photohunt thereafter. You must understand, amateur photographers have a certain pride, and we treat each photohunt like the Olympics.
It is a competition and I’m up for it. The last one was all about skin tight clothes and I submitted a photo that had the sub-caption “braless in a tight shirt”.
Mature ladies come through for me!
Of course the theme was not at all difficult; everywhere you look there is at least one girl in a tight dress; at least half a dozen women in skin tight clothes, and if you know what angle to shoot a photo from, you’ll find women wearing tight thongs on the streets.
My first masterpiece, braless in a tight shirt, was way better than the stuff my peers came up with (each came up with a tight skirt page full of candid shots). It was like they got too lazy to move around and just snapped photos in cafeteria lines to get tight skirt photos that suck.
So how did I tackle the nude beach challenge? I packed some stuff with me on the beach (namely, tight lacing, tight t shirts and skin tight spandex ; and then asked older women to pose with those for a calendar (sans faces and names).
Of course, I had to invest on publishing materials for the win to come about. For the whole package, I coined the title “Tight Milf”. Fitting, isn’t it?