Stocking miniskirt free gallery.
Grasping the chat up nettle.
A Stocking miniskirt free gallery & How I Got a Fling Off it.
Well, not EXACTLY a stocking miniskirt free gallery, but hear me out. I got the inspiration for a pick up encounter just by watching some guy approach a ‘legs r us’ girl asking “do I know you from somewhere” in a coffee shop and getting blown off. It was funny as hell, from a bystander’s point of view, particularly because the girl was too hot with those heels stockings legs and that sexy leg tattoo… and the guy looked too dorky (listen, I’m a dork myself so no offense, capish?). On a whim, I tried the same tactic on the same girl but played it up a little with a bit of fashion photographer’s jargon. I asked the leg tattoo girl, “Bon jour! Aren’t you the model I worked with in the photoshoot for stocking miniskirt free gallery? I’m sorry, my French is bad but can we re-do the shoot?” I just threw that out quick before I lost my nerve. Heck, I didn’t even know if a stocking miniskirt free gallery existed, but I thought darn it, I gotta try this on a girl who could be the icon for a legs r us commercial.
Bluffing it - the babe way. 
Believe me, I was scared as hell, but I chomped it down and kept talking about a leg heels gallery, leg tattoos and heels stockings legs.
The girl with the Natalie Portman legs looked at me perplexed, then she took the bait. She asked, “Are you a photographer? I’m not French. And I’m not a model… but I WANT to model.” Bingo. Soon we were sitting with our steaming mugs discussing how linda vester legs differed from meredith vieira legs, and how leeza gibbons legs looked sexier than penny smith legs. It was odd how it turned out that way, but soon enough she was handing over her calling card and inviting me to hang out in her apartment over the weekend.
Tight leather miniskirt & stockings
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