Skin tight jeans?..mmmm. Here’s another field report from my day job, which as you know involves taking photos of the skyline, some trees and leaves.
And other more interesting things like tight jeans, tight skimpy thongs, tight miniskirts legs, sexy tights, short tight dresses, tight buns and tight leather skirts. That last one is hard to come by, but I take what I can.
One time, I got lucky and got a knowing smile from a woman in skin tight leather. She might have noticed my jaw drop when she approached and how I followed her with my stare down the street.
That smile still haunts me, and for a long time all I could think of when I’m not editing skin tight jeans photos was the vision of tight skimpy thongs, sexy tights and short tight dresses on her.
No tight miniskirts legs memory could erase that dream of seeing her in tight skimpy thongs in the future. I blame that girl now for my inability to stop clicking tight jeans links on the Internet. In my mind, I will meet her again, and she won’t see me with my jaw hanging and eyes bulging.
Dreamin’ of sexy babes in jeans.
I bet you know what happened next. This unbelievable coincidence was clearly an act of faith but I have a sinking feeling I messed it up. Here’s what exactly happened.
She (the dream in skin tight jeans) walked in one day while I was at my dreariest (sweat shirt, unshaven, and black ‘artists’ glasses).
She just walked in and started preparing for the shoot. I sure hope she never heard me whisper “OMG, it’s miss tight lips” because that would have been embarrassing.
On the other hand, maybe she did because she promptly turned around and asked “don’t I know you from somewhere?” I flushed red (I can feel my neck go hot) and couldn’t speak. She laughed and turned around… and I felt like kicking myself.