Short shorts challenge.
I try and solve a sexy mystery. 
Is it me or the short shorts ?
Let me tell you a story about a certain girl in our apartment building and her tiny shorts. For starters, she loves shorts like no one else. She’s leggy and busty, and would wear hotpants and bicycle shorts to school, but around the building, she would wear short shorts. We, being males, are always curious about how many short denim shorts she actually owns. One day, we can no longer bear the curiosity so we decided one of us must go to her apartment and find out how many pairs of short denim shorts she has. You see, we’ve always liked her but the lower garment obsession baffled us. Is that the only pair she owns? Does she even wash that? People at school have started calling her ‘hot pant girl’, because that’s all they see her wear. Sometimes she would don some lycra hot pants, and bicycle shorts; and one time we saw her wearing sequin hot pants! You do know what we tell girls in hot pants, don’t you? “Take those hotpants off babe, it’s too hot in there”.
Truth or dazzling dare. 
Ok, back to the dare. My buddies dared me to go to her apartment and ask her out. I can do anything I like, and take her anywhere but the objective must be to know how many pairs she owns.
My game plan goes like this: I’ll pretend I’m buying my aunt a pair of leather hot pants plus size or a pair of black hot pants for her birthday and I want hot pant girl to pick the style and color for me (since she’s the expert). So, I braved rejection and just went for it. I knocked on her door and she asked me to come in. I was tempted to simply ask “So how many pairs of shorts do you own” and run, but I decided to stick to my plan. You will never believe what I saw in there…. The hot pant girl we fantasize all day about is standing in her living room wearing a short prom dress! The Royal Teens ~ Who Wears Short Shorts
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