I went out with our sexy neighbor (she lives a few doors down) and we attended a wedding together. She’s the same eccentric girl who loves skimpy shorts and daisy duke shorts all the time.
How eccentric is she? She’s the type who would wear short tight dresses to corporate job interviews, she would probably wear one of the sexy short wedding dresses to her wedding, and she would probably buy any one of the short prom dresses up for sale if it’s short enough (even if she plans on wearing it to a wedding).
While she’s not wearing one of her sexy shorts on our “wedding date”, she didn’t dressup in a short skirt long jacket, either. Want to know what she was wearing? One of the short prom dresses up on sale in a trendy mall somewhere.
Surprisingly, she didn’t look slutty at all. I thought her legs looked beautiful, in high heels and the color of the heels matched her eyes (Tiffany blue).
I sort of fell in love with her a little when I realized that she could be this feminine despite she’s one of those girls in boy shorts in the apartment building where we live.
You probably have an idea what these short prom dresses look like (or short wedding dresses), but you will never believe how short her dress was. Let me give you an idea.
Even her family don’t recognise this babe.
It’s tinier than the informal short wedding dresses, a bit smaller than what a dwarf would call ‘a short wedding dress’ and a bit like the short tight dresses that women wear with tight leggings. It’s THAT short.
The wedding guests were aghast, and I was sort of relieved that the attention wasn’t on me (I looked a bit drab in my old dinner jacket). One of the more vocal wedding guests (a second cousin of hers) said, “You were always one of the girls in boy shorts, cousin. How you’ve changed!”.
It took all my strength to keep myself from saying “even in her hot shorts, she would never look like a boy”. So I just stood there and smiled like an idiot while the whole wedding reception jumped in shock every time my date crossed and uncrossed her legs.
When we got back to her apartment, I found the secret number – she has 57 pairs of leather hot pants, white hot pants and sexy shorts. Just don’t ask me how I got that info.