Short denim shorts.
Cut off jeans are wild. How my short denim shorts fetish landed me a date.
I know I’m stating the obvious by saying a Sara Jean underwood gallery rocks my socks, but only recently have I realized how much I love girls in tight jeans and short denim shorts.
Girls that like “woman jeans” or the type that shows off a girl’s humps are an absolute joy to any man. Last night I had a dream about Sara Jean Underwood Miss July photos and realized the dream must have come only because of how much I’ve been staring at girls in spandex jeans the rest of the day. So, two days of having soaking wet jeans inside my mind, I decided to shake these thoughts off by going to a mall. I needed to have some calling cards printed so I went to a publishing house nearby. I thought going to a mall full of denim ass was the right decision until I realized that womens denim skirt and spandex jeans are in season again! Gone are the mom jeans (although denim divas who can pull this off regardless of their age, rock!), and in come the short denim shorts. I guess it’s time for me to revise my old notion of what woman jeans are all about.
Time to win a tight lady.
Everywhere I look, there are girls in tight jeans, and more than a few that wear short denim shorts. I saw a babe looking at me strangely. Did she notice how much I’ve been staring? I passed her spot and she said “freak”.
I smiled at her with my most innocent, professional smile and said, “pardon me, sorry I was staring. It’s just that I think you could be a model for womens diesel jeans”. Her expression changed immediately. She said “how can you tell?” I winked and told her it’s my job to know which girl looks good in what brand because I’m a professional photographer. I deftly handed her one of my newly printed calling cards and she looked at me in wonder. Yes, girlfriend, sometimes hot fashion photographers look like geeks (especially when they’re still just starting out).
Denim Shorts Smokin’.
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