An Oiled up time.

Do girls like being massaged?

Roll up…roll up….get oiled up .

On the beach, it’s pretty difficult not to get starry eyed and sweaty. Hot People are everywhere… I see bodies on the sand, an oiled teen ogling chicks on his own, several rows of oiled up ass on benches, and mature oiled women getting some sun.

Right now, we’re entertaining the thought of putting up an oiled booty salon for those girls who just arrived.

After all, there’s always the possibility that one or all of these girls will agree to oiled sex later tonight. In retrospect, I’ve never tried oiled sex, just lubed up sex.

We already have a sign saying “get sun oiled for the afternoon”, and we’re ready to go. For about an hour now, everyone’s holding a bottle of oil, saying “get oiled up” to girls who look our way.

Willing babe customers please.

We’re stoked and horny, looking at oiled people and oiled bodies getting ready for the would-be oiled boobs that might avail of our service. Come on, girls. Surely at least a few dozen of you forgot to bring your tanning oils. Who doesn’t want a nice oiled booty before hitting the sand eh?

But it’s a bit early, i can only see an oiled up teen girl looking for a soda stand. So maybe our real customers are still resting in a hotel resort somewhere, not realizing that today is the day they will get a custom oiling from the “Oiled Boobs” beachfront salon.

A few more hours of this and we’re off to the beach bringing our ‘beach umbrella service’ business with us. It’s like a door to door service, and they don’t have to leave their tanning spots to get the perfect hot oiled body they really want.

Suntan Safety Babe