But the right part of the paper was torn off and so the word “sale” was scratched off.
I read the headline again and thought of several things. First, a nurse otk with her pants down. Second, a wet nurse who just finished with her duties. And third, a nurse gallery and my own nurse clip art collection.
I figured an incomplete phrase like ‘ nurse pants down ’ could bring out the dirty thoughts in a person who has a lot of goo in his mind, while it may mean nothing to a person who thinks of normal things.
So, I tested my theory and the results were interesting.
One of my horny roommates immediately thought of Japanese nurses, a wet nurse and various types of nurses in different nurse and patient scenes.
They should see a therapist not a RN
He went on to describe every kinda scenario he can think of, and ended up locking himself inside the bathroom.
The geekiest one among us thought of a cartoon nurse (he’s probably the only one other than me who thinks a cartoon nurse is sexy). By the way, I just learned in high school that a wet nurse is not one of the types of nurses.
Before that time, I really thought it’s just an ordinary nurse who got herself wet, much to my homeroom adviser’s chagrin. In a way, I wasn’t entirely wrong, though.
Only one person actually thought of lower body garments when he heard the phrase ‘ nurse pants down ’. He’s probably the most normal person around.
Or, he could be completely oblivious to nurses and wouldn’t say ‘hello nurse’ to every woman who wears white skirt clothing and who looks like a nurse hot babe. Maybe he’s more into fashion than women. Who knows?