Last night I had a very strange dream about one female biker I met during the week of my stint taking biker chick pictures.
In the dream, lowrider biker girls were all asking me to take their photos. The fantasy might have been triggered by my latest biker pictures collection comprising hot damn bikers photos, floating around on my desktop - now in one of the screensavers I created.
Some were riders wives with their arms around a rider strong shirtless and hot, baking under the desert sun. They all want me to document their first biker kiss. Then there was this hot biker chick in biker costume lingerie asking for candy.
I asked “is it Halloween already?” and more lowrider biker girls cropped up saying ‘trick or treat’.
The dream’s scene was in a desert somewhere and I nervously looked around for the bikers babes husbands, big brawny men who could be lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce at the nerd photographer flirting with riders wives.
Trying to live the cool moto dream.
Hey, it’s a weird dream, but I enjoyed it like crazy. It made me look forward to Halloween this year. Woke up today still fantasizing about sharing a biker kiss with a rider strong shirtless and sassy, on a deserted road somewhere.
It will take a long time before I can actually live the dream of being a cool biker with a leather jacket and low rider girls riding with me.
They say dreams are odd reflections of what we really believe, but I just can’t believe I could really hook up with real biker girls in the near future. The most I can hope for is getting another job with lowrider biker girls who all look like Adrianne Curry.
I don’t know, but I have a soft spot for curvy models with bikini-perfect bodies. It makes one wonder just how a girl like her works out during an ordinary day to keep her plump assets looking hot.