There’s a girl around the main building we call “Lady Suspender” behind her back. No, she doesn’t work in the same place we report to, but she goes through the same lobby and uses the same elevator.
The reason why we gave her the nickname “Lady Suspender” is because, more than once, she has adjusted her slingshot suspender bikini in an elevator full of horndog photographers in training (I’m talking about myself and my colleagues).
It’s a scene taken directly from the free stocking movies we see online, or something like a silk stocking glamour commercial. You know how in free stocking movies, girls would romp around lifting their skirts unobtrusively and the men around would be oblivious to what they were doing?
It was a bit like that.
Imagine seeing a woman adjusting her clothes in front of you. Imagine how you’d feel if, during the few seconds an elevator travels from the ground floor to the top floor, a woman lifts her skirt and adjusts her granny stockings, not caring if you can see her reflection on the elevator walls.
Stockings in motion.
This really happened to us, and man, the way my body reacted reminded me of the time when I saw ten girls in body stockings all at once in a photo shoot. That’s the time we decided to call her “Lady Suspender”.
The first time it happened was inside the elevator, I was carrying two bags worth of equipment and my buddy was carrying several reams of photo paper.
Lady suspender is about 40 and she has the good ol’ Demi Moore aura in Disclosure, but she gives out the same vibe as the nylon stocking models and nude lingerie models that we see in short skirt stockings galleries. The stuff she was wearing reminded me of seamed stockings in UK mags and those 1950 fully fashioned stockings.
She has a serious expression on her face, which told us that maybe the rumors about the silk stocking glamour she puts out in the elevator weren’t true.
Then, as if in slow motion, the hem of her skirt was being lifted by perfectly manicured hands, and a generous part of her slingshot suspender bikini came into view. I was speechless, I couldn’t move. And there she was acting like nothing’s happening!