Hot surfer girls have this aura around them that immediately tells guys they’re women surfers.
Even without looking at my babe surfer wallpaper, I can immediately tell whether a girl passing in front of my beach umbrella is a surfer chick or not.
Earlier by the beach, I didn’t have any hope of surfer babes or any of these hot surfer girls to look my way since I still look like a geek in trunks carrying my laptop and trying to get a mid-morning tan.
Experience tells me that women surfers would rather look at guys carrying surfboards. At least that’s true for every female surfer I know. Besides, I have babe surfer wallpaper galleries on my laptop. Why would any surfer chick want to see that?
Maybe if it’s a girl who would rather laze around with her flimsy swimsuit and not go –ga-ga over the waves. But at this time of the day, it’s pretty difficult to find a girl who would stride up to me to request to sign into facebook.
Bounding around with babes of the briny.
But no, I don’t want to lug around a surfboard if it’s just for show.
That’s what average pick up artists would do. I couldn’t hope to fool these hot surfer girls who could kick my ass on those big waves any day.
I would rather be my good old honest self, and simply tell the girls who happen to look my way that they’d look awesome as surfer models.
Hot surfers are pleasantly eager to go back to the surfer beach hotel at lunch, but the really good surfer chicks stay around for the mid-day waves.
Is it just me or is lady luck smiling today? One surfer babe approached me at mid-day for some idle chit chat while waiting for the waves to come. Of course, she was gone the next second but I could see her riding the waves from afar.
I waved at her, she waved back and then she fell off into the surf……oops..