Hot pants hottie.
The temperature soars in her room.
If you missed the hot pants girl story, here’s a short recap. I was dared to go to this girl’s apartment and ask how many pairs of hot shorts she actually owns.
This happened months after we finally decided to quit fantasizing about her and simply find out if she does indeed have dozens of babe shorts, tight shorts, spandex shorts, volleyball shorts and cut off shorts in her closet. Are those the only lower body garments she owns? I was the one who was chosen to do the dirty deed. Before I left, the guys were calling out “get the number, man”. We were dying of curiosity here. Some of us have sisters, but we have never seen such an obsession to tight hot pants before. I chose Saturday morning to ask her for a favor (to buy a pair of spandex shorts or leather pants for my imaginary aunt). I walked in and saw her in a dress, which creeped me out big time. Bring on those leather hotpants & white hotpants, please!
Such a stunning svelt body. 
Anyways she was quick to explain. She said she’s attending a wedding that afternoon and she’s deciding on a dress to wear.
She unceremoniously removed the dress in front of me and I saw that she’s wearing one of her usual volleyball shorts. Ok, I admit, I was expecting her to wear something else, like some sexy hotpants, maybe. I counted my blessings, though. If she decided to wear one of her cut off shorts that day, I never would have seen that beautiful trim body. I told her why I was there (to ask her to help me buy my aunt a pair of leather hot pants), but she said “Oh, I can’t today, but maybe tomorrow. I’m attending a wedding”. Not wanting the homies to think I chickened out of asking her how many pairs of pants she has, I decided to ask to tag along to the wedding to buy more time. Genius, huh? BUMP ME BABY - [ Ft. Hot Cameron Diaz ]
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