Blame it on my film major roommate who’s creating a report on nuns habits and nuns having fun singing in a convent. I wake up to the singing of the women in nuns habits in movies like Sound of Music and Sister Act.
I hear my roommate singing ‘the hills are alive’ in the kitchen. One time, I asked him to pretend like one of the horny nuns in some dirty nun movie and he gave me a strange look.
Considering I dream about Diora Baird fairly regularly now, I hate to admit to anyone that adding naughty nuns to the equation made me think of this particular bombshell as a dirty nun.
I can totally imagine Anne Hattaway as a nun, maybe a novice who’s dressed in simpler clothes. Mix in Katy Perry and Jessica Biel, and you have a sexy nun trio fit for movies with titles like ‘nuns with guns’.
Virtuous sister, can you help?
Of course, someone like these girls would never look any different in naked nun costume, but it’s the thought that they could play the role of naughty nuns that gets to me.
Just like the thought of angels that suddenly turned bad because they watched a hot nun video.
Who can resist a hot nun fantasy? Not me. Believe me, if you get exposed to several days of nothing but Sister Act songs, you’ll start thinking of nude nuns and hot nuns running around in a fit of sudden modesty, like they’re sorry for acting like sexy nuns in heat.
I get it now. I think most of the kicks I get out of a nun fantasy has something to do with the inappropriateness of the dirty connotation with what a nun stands for.