When looking at the florida state cheerleaders or the philadelphia eagle cheerleaders perform its important to realize all the effort that’s gone into the performance.
I know the denver bronco cheerleaders and other nfl female cheerleaders are at the top of their game, but a guy like me does take flexible women for granted.
Of course not any more, as a month ago I walked in on a hard bodied women exercise class, and boy there was aquarian women in spandex, cheerleader bloomers bouncing around the place and toned flexible women doin’ stretches I didn’t even know were possible.
I got chatting to the aquarian women, who seemed to have their own club – was it a hard bodied women league?
Well if you didn’t know any better – yeh it kind of looked that way.
One honey was a mighty flexible cheerleader; and she and her pals were going to a cheerleader party that very night. Of course it was teenage cheerleaders only; but they could squeeze a camera guy in for some free pics (if I took plenty of them for nothing).
Cold water and poetry – does it mix?.
Getting in the hot and wild cheerleaders get-together was only possible due to the auburn cheerleaders kindness, and I could see that any junior cheerleaders sneaking in - were ejected pretty sharpish.
Strolling over to three college basketball cheerleaders, and introducing myself was the easy part, listening to the cheerleader poems was the difficult bit. It wasn’t bad exactly, but some of it was hard going.
This offered up a “revenge of the cheerleaders” opportunity. If the poems were terrible, they got a bucket of water over them…oohhh. And as a cheerleader in wet uniform rolled past me, I gave a sympathetic look to her and shrugged my shoulders.
The hard bodied women, where getting restless. That was until two miami heat cheerleaders stepped up, and delivered some prose like those fox news women anchors, do.
We had a cheerleader tied draw for a winner, who was gonna win the cool cheer poems cup?
Now I like fox news women anchors, and i love toned cheer babes too – so my ballot shall remain a secret. One thing is for sure; those old high school cheerleader pictures will have to go; I have a whole heap of new stuff from tonight.