My boss in my OJT place was mad at me for being at large for several days because of my new hobby: working out and looking at some female oil fighting flicks on DVD
(I particularly like exotic female oil wrestling).
Like I always did when asked to own up to my mistakes, I made excuses.
Instead of calling it erotic, I’ll call it unconventional oil wrestling; and instead of saying the woman was being lubed up, I’ll say it was oiled wrestling and the girl was oiled down to look sexier.
And, if asked which part of the women’s bodies I particularly liked, I’d say “oiled feet”. Classic middle school excuses, eh?
Word was going around that I have downloaded tons of female oil wrestling videos over the weekend and everyone wants to be my friend now to be able to borrow my oil wrestling collection. Everyone but the man in charge, that is.
I didn’t lie at all… I just sugar coated the truth so that it’s in a nicer packaging. I said “Boss, I was looking at some female oil wrestling videos to prepare for the sports season shots we will be covering on the beach this summer”.
I can’t be camera shy in these lube fights.
Of course the raw truth was: I was looking at oiled ass, and oiled babes getting frisky with other oiled girls on the beach, but he didn’t know that.
I think it was the fact that sports photography is so competitive which made him think twice before firing me.
I’m good with my camera, as far as he knows, and he knows better than to fire a talented bloke who can catch shots of perspiration flying from oiled ass… I mean, oiled up girl… while in motion.
The most popular videos were those of oiled girls in a terrace overlooking the beach with a few men peeping from powerful telescopes.
Maybe it’s the way the light shone on the oiled babes skin while playing pretend oil wrestling on the terrace, but I think it’s because there’s an oiled Asian involved (oil wrestling with oriental oiled babes involved is particularly hot). Plus it makes me popular - if only briefly.