Extremely flexible women are sort of freaky, that’s why I have a few reservations about going to an advanced yoga class with a friend.
She thinks I don’t have anything better to do but build my women spandex gallery made up of all Asian gals (but now I’m thinking of adding lithuanian women too), or re-newing my pretty women mp3 files.
Speaking of which, no one really knows I’m building a women spandex gallery. It’s a secret.
It’s funny that I’m actually talking to this friend of mine now. Especially when I consider that I almost hit on her one time. She remembers that time quite clearly.
She was alone with me and I was developing some photos in the dark room at school. She was reading a magazine. I just suddenly blurt out that I like her, and she laughed.
I guess that scenario was not what people think about when they think of hitting on girls, but that’s as far as I would go with this woman. She’s a friend and she kind of scares me.
Elastic, flexible femmes.
So there I was being dragged to a yoga class, where I was promised that I would see a group of extremely flexible women, some lithuanian women and a class full of all asian gals.
We walked in just as some glam gals were doing splits, which got me thinking of my gal sal DVD at home all of a sudden.
I had an imminent vision of myself tripping and falling between women s legs just as they’re doing the splits. I would never see a fantasy like that even in my dreams. More often than not I’d think about a web search gal smiling, mass gals in the shower and golf gals putting, during my private daydreams.
However, when I look back at the experience that day, I realize that maybe joining a yoga class could be fun after all.
At the very least, the view of extremely flexible women working out is better than a roomful of sweaty guys at the gym.