Have You Ever Seen the Amazing Bikinis They Have Now?
Exotic bikinis ! I’m going crazy figuring out the logic behind the babe swimwear that's flooding the fashion and trends industry right now. They have everything from safari styles to Pocahontas numbers that don’t really cover the things they need to cover. Some of these exotic bikinis are way too skimpy for me to mentally function properly as a normal human male.
I mean seriously. Visit any bikini blog now and look at the bikini thongs that the babes in bikinis are sporting. This exotic bikinis business is insane!
First of all the micro mini bikini galleries are all lined with spring break bikini themes that use a specific concept, one is the bikini karate babes theme, and the others include micro bikini wicked themes. One particular theme even involves a Miss Bikini pageant theme that’s simply sizzling. I can just imagine a pageant being held in broad daylight by the beach.
Fantasy bikini babes.
I’m in the front row (in the press box) and suddenly, one of the models for the various micro mini bikini galleries slips and busts the g string she’s wearing. Ok, that’s another fantasy I am keeping a secret from all my friends. It’s just that the spring break bikini themes are so unbelievably flimsy that they almost seem like they’re going to explode any time.
Spewing all the skin out and making me go crazy. I think most of the stuff that the fashion industry comes up with is meant to torment nice guy photographers like me.
Simple bikini thongs have been transformed into stuff that make a man’s eyes want to pull out from the sockets, like one miss bikini ensemble complete with a tiara and a robe. These things don’t cover anything and exist solely because the woman needs to be able to say that she’s wearing something. Girls bikini accessories are hot and the ones that go with a multicolored g string bikini the hottest of all.
Is this a rant? Hell no. If you can see me now, I’m smiling. Long live the bikini industry!