Sultry Colombian Ladies.

Columbian Ladies Speak with Their Eyes.

Hello, Colombian ladies ! There are rare times when my philanthropist uncle would send me on an educational trip to another country.

I brought two friends with me and we had a great time thinking about the Colombian ladies we will meet before we even got to Latin America. It’s peak season so we expected to see a lot of tourists (check out those hot Korean ladies, Cuban Ladies and Dominican ladies by the beach!). We were so noisy on the plane that the friendly nurse lady in front couldn’t sleep.

Our first day in, we stayed in a rented villa which was prepared by a member of the friendly management staff (one of my homies called her “lady butler” but she was out of earshot when he did). The bathroom was spacious like you wouldn’t believe and we all spent a few minutes thinking of the possibility of having lady underwear inside it.

After an afternoon of rest and watching ladies wrestling on cable tv, we hit the beach and did some looking. This place was a lady swim wear paradise! We didn’t meet many girls because we worked on our tans, but on our way back, a car full of Colombian ladies stopped in front of us.

One girl spoke to one of the guy's and said “it’s my birthday. Would you nice Americans like to turn me into lady justice for the night?”, which didn’t make sense at first. We responded with “see ya later” and it wasn’t until we were sitting inside our villa that we realized what she meant… she wanted to be blindfolded! We felt a bit like the guys in the movie Dumb and Dumber right there.

Colombian babes strutting their stuff