Hot blonde cheerleaders.

Swimming in a Sea of Cheerleader Babes.

Whether it’s a sports event, a sports documentary, a practice session that needs media coverage, or simple and innocent interviews with platinum blonde girls or blonde brownies who just happened to be the bombshell captain of a team of blonde cheerleaders, the reward for a few hours of shutter work is unmistakable.

It means a few hours of being with and getting to rub shoulders with the beautiful blondes of the world, goddesses with blonde hair color. If you can keep yourself from freezing on your tracks when these blonde cheerleaders start jumping and strutting, and you can hold in those really funny blonde jokes, you are halfway to getting up close and personal with someone who has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Here’s the thing about a platinum blonde girl with sparkling blue eyes: these gorgeous blondes seem to be looking right inside your thoughts and knowing exactly what you’re thinking. I can feel my face redden whenever one of the cheerleaders smiled and posed for a shot. It’s funny how my job keeps me shy around these women with blonde hair color but I feel like an idiot keeping my cam at eye level to avoid meeting the baby blues.

Am I scared that one beach blonde might read the really funny blonde jokes running inside my head? Maybe, but it’s mostly because I can’t muster enough courage to dish out one clean dumb blonde joke.

There’s a naughtier reason, of course. I just can’t seem to shake the black on blondes image in my head while I’m looking at the bouncing blondes in cheerleader outfits.

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