Blonde bikini fitness model.
How to seduce a bikini model by cracking blonde jokes.
Meeting a blonde bikini fitness model because of a career choice, (yes its good when your choices work out). You probably already know that “getting lucky” with a bikini fitness model means being there when opportunity knocks.
I don’t know why I get drawn to women with blonde hairstyles. You know those blonde models that you just have to get inside your cam’s frame (and maybe inside your room too?), specifically the ones who like clean blonde jokes and even the jokes about dumb blondes? Those girls are irresistible to me, particularly one blonde bikini fitness model who look’s so much like Paris (Hilton), but with more blonde highlights (to spice up the photo) and one of the few who sport trendier blonde hairstyles.
Last night was the end of a particularly tiring photoshoot and one of the blonde models in the “long blondes” photo shoot is particularly interesting.
For starters, she really shared the laughter when someone cracked clean blonde jokes, even when the butt is directed towards her (like the “blonde on blonde” jibes that a particular neophyte photographer cracked). She said “I like funny blonde jokes. Who doesn’t?” with a slight smile, and my camera and I became instantly smitten.
Funny blonde jokes and me.
The after-shoot party came and I decided to try my luck. Someone told me about mocking a girl to get her attention, and I was a bit tipsy enough to try it. In retrospect, maybe it was my delivery that made her diss me right there and then, but you decide. Here’s what I said to her “Do you think going blonde is a good decision now that you know how real gentlemen prefer blondes?” (My voice sounded a bit nervous to me but maybe it sounded suave and smooth to her, right?) She answered, “Hey, buster, I’m a natural blonde” and walked off. I was left standing there thinking “Ok, I totally blew that”. Darn...I will do better next time on hitting on blonde bikini fitness models.
Bernadett Matassa blonde and fit
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