Beyonce thong puzzle.
All the single ladies say yeh. A beyonce thong is that a Booty-licious garment?
I saw a girl wearing a beyonce thong yesterday, or should I say a woman who has a derriere much like Beyonce’s and she’s wearing skimpy tight thongs. I turned a corner and there was this girl in a short sundress adjusting her thong in public.
She probably thought she’s alone, that’s why she chose that exact spot to do the dirty deed. There aren’t many places on the street where there are few pedestrians, so the girl might have been doing that on that exact spot for a long time. My hand itched to take a photograph of her “beyonce thong” behind, but she saw me first. She smiled and noticed that my face was beet red, then she walked away smirking. I didn’t mean to seem like a naughty guy snooping around corners like that in a big city, but if you were in my place, can you help it? So what color do you think it is? Take three guesses.
Honeys in the pink.
Is it white like those in thong videos of virginal girls we see online? Is it black like those in OTHER thong videos? Or is it red like most of the run of the mill womens thongs you see in department stores? It could be flesh colored or peach, like most celebrity thongs.
If you guessed any of the colors above, you’re wrong. It’s pink! Although I admit that some women can pass as celebrities in thongs, I still feel disappointed that most of the celeb thong slips I encounter on a daily basis in my line of work are a fluke. I know I’m not the only guy around dreaming of seeing a Beyonce thong, Gwyneth paltrow in thong, a paige davis thong, a Shakira thong and Serena Williams thong. So I guess we have to make do with lookalikes and photos of skimpy tight thongs and other generic catalogs of womens thongs.
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