My roommate used to say that the only way to tell if you’re gay or not is by looking at a woman with shades on.
Apparently, gay men notice the shades first before the kissable lips, while straight men can look at a beautiful girl’s face in shades and see only the lips of an angel.
Yeah, seriously, he said that. I guess by the way I’m reacting towards the girls on the beach on this hot summer day, I am totally straight.
So, what am I doing as a lowly apprentice to a summer photoshoot for shades? To look at kissable lips of course! While the sun-drenched beach is hardly the place to be kissing lips, I can’t think of anything else other than the dark lips of the women wearing branded shades and lipstick that turns their lips like sugar.
It’s a good thing I am not yet allowed to photograph gals and the main thing I have to do is to fit the props on the models.
A females painted smile.
It’s not that I wouldn’t appreciate the chance to do some under the sun photos, but I think I might just focus more on long lips, small lips and lip little lips than do some serious photography.
Who can resist the beautiful lips on these models? They look like the lips of an angel! I was all set for a day of hard work, but all I can think about is kissing lips!
To make matters worse, the view of beautiful lips is making me think about Tyra banks and her throng of America’s Next Top Model Beauties.
Maybe I should shift the direction of my thoughts towards cartoon lips to divert my attention from fantasies of models with stretched lips.