Aqua under water woman is what I call the girl I met near an ocean-themed park the other day. I was on my rare vacation that day and went to the park to look at hot gals, teen gals, and the rare kountry gal who’s out taking long walks with her boyfriend.
I never thought I would meet a country gal (she looks like Carrie Underwood) who had a weird fetish.
I know, I know. Weird is relative, and maybe what I think of as weird is completely normal to some, but hear me out.
You know why I call her aqua underwater woman? She has a strange dream of making out only with a guy who can hold his breath in for a long time (because she wants to do it underwater).
Hold your breath and dive!
This aqua underwater woman fantasy may seem like a dream come true if you’re a swimmer or a diver, but for guys like me who simply want to submerge in the scent of a woman near the spot on the beach where there’s always a woman taking a shower, it’s not.
The hot gal took one look at me and asked if I even knew how to swim. At that point, I looked her over and decided that her underwater fantasy is way better than my woman in shower fantasy.
I guess you can say the scent of a woman right then was preferable to the scent of fear (I am a bit afraid of going under water). I smiled and said I’ll be her merman if she will be my model for a shoot I call “woman taking a shower”.
In other words, I simply suggested that I’ll be willing to be a lackey for this busty gal if she would agree to be my gal Friday.
What happened next? I got rejected by the hot gal. Why? It seems that this woman finds my woman in shower fantasy too boring!