Sun tanned girls.

To conquer the dusky maidens.

Sun tanned girls flock by my weekend job.

When the sun clock hits 10, I try and get myself off to the beach at a weekend. A slap of some sun tan lotion and a route about for my battered sun umbrella and I’m ready to roll.

Getting glimpses of tanned breasts and tanned legs make the morning worthwhile, especially if I know I have a whole day of tanned bodies in front of me. Soaking in the sublime sun isn’t what I do, I’m no beach bum (well not yet anyway); no I have a different method of catching the tanned girls in my guy web.

I set myself up with a board and a chair and do portraits of any Sun tanned girls that want to pose for my camera. How many children of the sun take me up on the offer? I forget – but what I do know is it’s a fest of tanned bodies.

I put out my advertising sun paper “Hot girls get your portraits taken here today” on the sandwich board, and then with a few happy go lucky sun salutations I have my first customers.

At least I’m not working with a weak scottish sun, nope this is a sun sports oasis on the west coast where the tanned bodies and fantasy babes flock to the bay all in search of the perfect weekend.

Don’t get babe blistered.

Here are the sun facts.

Candid beach cameras don’t work, and if you get caught the tanned girls can turn into demons – so don’t do it to any beach girl.

Beach girls are up for fun, so a little bit of flattery goes a long way. Especially if your trying to get tanned women to part with a few sheckles. It’s a kinda bikini beach game, they haggle and we settle on a price – heck I’m cheap already!

Taking portraits on clothing optional beaches can be a hazard. If your mind goes blank looking at tanned boobs and tanned ass in a bikini; just think what its like taking in a nude stunning beauty…camera shake is inevitable.

A tanned girl smiling is an easy picture (perfect for a beginner). The contrasts in the many sun tanned girls I see; from tanned teens to a mature sun goddess could keep me talking all day. So use your filters and get the focus bang on.

When dusk comes and I have my sun tanned girls day all wrapped up, the tanned bikini babes head to the bars for a giggle no doubt. But my day hasn’t yet ended I have to get back and edit my beach body images. It’s not a hard job looking at tanned legs and smiling faces into the early hours.

Plus a tanned body killer shot makes it all the more worth while….one for the portfolio I think.

Beach Bum Tanning Bikini Contest.