Sturgis women.

Motorbike Mayhem Ma’ms.

Sturgis women are said to have the most outgoing point of view.

He might also have seen the women over 50 looking young in these rallies, or the bulky girls carrying unconscious women who passed out from too much sun and booze.

In fact, every single one of these biker gals, and the occasional frontier gal, is absolutely stunning. Of course, the sexiest women are those that come with attractive men on big choppers. I mean, any girl who sits behind Kid Rock or Tyrese on his motorcycle will look stunning right?

Although, I wonder why it’s almost always blonde bombshells who have been stereotyped as “women who love to ride”.

I’m going to a Sturgis rally again soon, with my equipment and a boatload of expectations. Sturgis women never fail to amaze me, much like women wrestling videos, women mud wrestling and lists of the ugliest women on earth.

Wrestling cycle cuties.

Think leather pants and flashy jewellery now.

I grew up believing that women wrestling videos are actually composed of men who only pretend to be women, and that goes for women mud wrestling too.

You can’t blame me, some of the serious women wrestlers I’ve seen are the ugliest women around. (Years ago that is).

But at this time and age, that has all changed. Now, I believe that all the costume play will not confuse me, and even if I meet vampire women on the streets, I can never mistake a hot blooded woman for a man.

Though I do keep a wooden stake and some holy water handy.

Woman of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally