That’s the battle cry of everyone in the pig sty we call our apartment today as we debated whether or not we could use some help with housekeeping.
Living with guys definitely puts a damper on the whole college bachelor life because, after a few weeks of being busy with exams, we badly need help with house work! So, the talk turned horny and soon we were all talking about our ideal house maids.
It’s unanimous that we all want a hot French maid to do our laundry and pick up our trash, but because there aren’t many hot French maid wannabes in this part of the USA, we can settle for a regular maid who will agree without question to wear French maid uniforms (or some French maid lingerie).
So, as a part of our unique research for our house help problem, we’re looking through a French maid gallery for a suitable French maid uniform.
Picking out the perfect au pair.
But the French maid gallery we go to doesn’t cover more French maid sexy sides. According to the French maid pics we have in front of us, the ideal candidate should have a fluffy duster and a French maid sexy look in her eyes.
We all want to see naughty French maid photos on the gallery, and not many hot French maids in French maid uniforms.
Are we being too picky? Well, it’s understandable because we’re all stressed and we badly need a nude French maid to massage us alternately right now.
She does not have to be French, either (as long as she can bend over while saying “messieurs, s’il vouz plait”); and she can wear some French maid lingerie if she feels like it.
Fine, if she prefers a sassy dress, we’ll get her a French maid dress too.