An Amanda bynes swimsuit is what all naive, innocent type girls want. I realized that as I was flipping through some teen fashion magazines.
It’s really not surprising; since skimpy swimsuits transcend all ages, and most people have probably seen normally prim and proper ladies go for the swimsuit babe look in a summer theme photoshoot (can you imagine Kelly Ripa in a swimsuit?)
I couldn’t either until I saw her photos online. It’s strange but if all the women anchors in the world dressed as swimsuit babe models, I probably would devote an hour just looking at robin meade swimsuit photos, and simply spend several seconds glancing at the others.
So, I’m giggling through the teen magazine gossip section when I finally realized what about Amanda Bynes really appeals to teenagers.
I grabbed my copy of Maxim (the one where they featured skimpy swimsuits on hot celebrities) and there it was.
The reason why any girl would want to wear an Amanda Bynes swimsuit (or idolize Amanda Bynes for that matter) is that she doesn’t look slutty even when she acts like she is to conform with the rigid, unspoken rules of horny Maxim readers.
Photo-spreads of celebrity vixens.
I would love to see her with painted on swimsuits, and even venus swimsuits, but only if she loses the girly look on her face that says “look ma, I’m trying on your maria sharapova swimsuit”.
Of all si swimsuit models, that girl is someone you would want to hire if you want to target the wholesome demographic.
If like me, you’ve seen more than your fill of Amanda bynes swimsuit model attempts from that particular Maxim issue, you’re probably eager to see Kelly ripa in a swimsuit, or peek at a robin meade swimsuit photoshoot now.
But who can blame the editors of this ‘horny men’s bible’? If they want to put every aging childstar on there, so be it, as long as they keep the old favourites like megan fox in their online swimsuit galleries.
That transformers star is the only one who can pull off a 4-page painted swimsuit fashion spread if you ask me. Ok you twisted my arm; Miss Bynes could too!